All you dudes wearing boxers, please explain yourselves.

Why. Boxer-briefs are where it’s at. I mean, probably. Right? Like, why are you wearing shorts UNDER your pants? They’ve got to bunch up and shit. I’ve def heard you guys complaining about that sort of thing. And you look 13 in boxers. Briefs are for gay men and europeans. So that leaves boxer-briefs as the logical underwear of choice. Coverage without the bulk, no? So why the hell is my boyfriend still wearing boxers at the age of 27? Fuck that, 3 years of boxers? I’m hitting up Target and buying him boxer-briefs for his birthday and it will be nobody’s fault but his own. Listen, a  decent boner in a pair of boxer-briefs to a woman is like a set of titties in a nice bra to a man. That’s all the convincing you should need.

Long live this relationship <3

“I’m so sick of people saying that I’m lonely and emotional, and associating me with this longing for a woman…Yeah, I hate that, man. It bothers me so much. I do make music that makes you feel something. But I’m actually not that guy in real life. I’m very happy. I’m not content by any means, I mean, I want to keep working, but I’m a happy person. I’m very excited. My life is constantly exciting. It’s not some sad, depressing story.”

Drake is tired of y’all calling him a pathetic loser.